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ZUHAIR MURAD Spring/Summer RTW 2015
pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
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A bunless hun
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*
"What does your son look like?"
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
There was a murmur around the benches. Some of the wizards and witches were surveying Karkaroff with interest, others with pronounced mistrust. Then Harry heard, quite distinctly, from Dumbledores other side, a familiar, growling voice saying, “Filth.”
Harry leaned forward so that he could see past Dumbledore. Mad-Eye Moody was sitting there - except that there was a very noticeable difference in his appearance. He did not have his magical eye, but two normal ones. Both were looking down upon Karkaroff, and both were narrowed in intense dislike.
"Crouch is going to let him out," Moody breathed quietly to Dumbledore. "He’s done a deal with him. Took me six months to track him down, and Crouch is going to let him go if he’s got enough new names. Let’s hear his information, I say, and throw him straight back to the dementors."
tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left