hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself”
modern les miserables au where ‘drink with me’ becomes ‘shots shots shots’
was that a fucking pun
If these font sizes don’t speak to the relative value of Palestinian life, I don’t know what does.
So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
The video is even better: http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html
The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”
IT GOT BETTER