Me :”…oh fu—OH JESUS—DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY LORD”
TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR
JFUCK
oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
motherfucker
yeah essentially
“Once I saw him in person, it was clear he had it: Confidence. Vulnerability. Athleticism. Fearlessness. And a willingness to look uncool—that makes him the coolest guy in the room.”
female character meme: a female character growth arc
lydia bennet (the lizzie bennet diaries)


Heart Attack vs. I Knew You Were Trouble (Mashup) Download
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
As a note, this obviously only works if they zip tie your hands in front of you. Which, she says in the video, but still.
but if they ziptie them behind you you can just step over your hands and move them infront of you